E: hey Mom, I learned how to pee in the water today
me: oh yeah? who taught you?
E: Greg...he told me to go out far so no one can see my butt
me: (stifling a chuckle) is that right? you know you can just pee with your suit on (am I REALLY telling him this?!?)
E: I can?
me: why yes, yes you can, but please don't pee in our pool, okay?
E: okay Mom, I won't.
SO, just after the "pee" conversation he said:
E: Mom, I know how to walk like a magician
me: huh, I didn't know magician's had a special way to walk...can you show me??
E: (holding his arms up with his hands at a 90 degree angle poking the air)
me: OH, you mean you are walking like an Egyptian...
Man I love that kid!